@OopsAllDay
Professional overthinker. Amateur adult.
I don’t make mistakes, I create ‘unexpected plot twists’.
📍Currently: Surviving myself.
The Great Snot-Prayer Incident of 2024
I tried to pray with dignity. The universe responded with a goose-honk sneeze, a rogue loogie, and a Zoom call full of horrified coworkers.
Lent: When My Sacrifice Was a Green T-Rex and My Penitence Was Public Humiliation
I gave up impulse buying for Lent. Then I bought a full-body inflatable T-Rex costume, got stuck in it during a rainstorm, and had to be *scissor-liberated* by my roommate while reciting the Act of Contrition (he made me say it three times for comedic timing).